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*You, my dear, are a natural blue. Rock it now. Don't wait.
*Be nicer to your mom. She's having a hard time of it, too.
*Do your homework!
*Take up horticulture or botany or animal husbandry. You don't need a degree to write, hun, you just need to do it.
*Call Venice back! Take down his number! Boys don't just call for no reason, even at that age!
*Go to the nursing home more often. I know we hate hospitals, but it will be worth it.
*Talk to Uncle B. He's not as creepy as you think. Heck, he's not creepy at all! ;)
*If you learn to keep in touch better then I won't have so much trouble with it. Take pity on an old lady, huh?
*When that random lady on the street tells you that she knows someone who looks exactly like you, find out what the other girls' name is.
*Don't humor him. Don't play the game with him. He doesn't feel the way you feel, and you aren't serious either. But you won't know that and it will screw you up for years.
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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Jul. 27th, 2007 08:57 am
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i finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. i tell my mother that this morning and what does she ask me? "Who died?"

no, i didn't spoil her.

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