from my Aunt

[tinpra]

WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,"Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank vodka tonics with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on.

The End

Comments

[heroicblogger.livejournal.com]

And the guy was happy and never lost his hair due to stress caused by nagging, insanity and was always on time to everything because he didn't have to wait and always had the bathroom free.

The Double End:P

[tinpra.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to impale on you on the obvious joke you just handed me.