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Last night I dreamt that I wanted to have sex with President Bush!!!!!

Is no one else terrified? At first when I got up I didn't remember what I had dreamt, then suddenly BAM! It hit me. I had offered el President a lay! Which he eagerly accepted! Apparently, after a trip to the bathroom of all places, I decided that it was wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. Unfortunately not with the horror with which I would later feel upon waking, but I didn't go through with it. Thank God! And when I told him that it wasn't on...he seemed so upset. So deflated. So...so sad.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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