don't mock me, i'm the one who lives with this

...besides, really? The mocking gets old and repetitive. Trust me, I really have heard it already.

Anywho, I am now the proud owner of a Zune. Unfortunately Zune hates dialup. And I don't have wifi capabilities. I have a port for a wifi card, I believe, but that's it. Oy. Looks like I'll be returning it unless I can figure something out. :(