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Things not to do while lying dead in NYC:
(1) Flirting with friends
(2) Flirting with random strangers...while flirting with friends
(3) Being brutally honest without the excuse of inebriation
(4) Listening to people who scream "PLEASE, I'LL BE YOUR SUGAR DADDY" when you suspect they are also not drunk.
(5) Tell perfect strangers where you live. Unless of course you're sure they're drunk.
(6) Going further with step number one in light of step number three.
(1) Flirting with friends
(2) Flirting with random strangers...while flirting with friends
(3) Being brutally honest without the excuse of inebriation
(4) Listening to people who scream "PLEASE, I'LL BE YOUR SUGAR DADDY" when you suspect they are also not drunk.
(5) Tell perfect strangers where you live. Unless of course you're sure they're drunk.
(6) Going further with step number one in light of step number three.
